College is a difficult time for many folks. The coursework. The relationships. The "I can't afford 'real food' so I'll eat whatever I can get for less than $1"... There are many hardships that you endure while in college, but should you really have to face the incorrect notion that you are currently financially stable as well? With this sticker, you can let would-be carjackers and muggers know that, ?I?m sorry folks, but my Alma Mater has already taken everything.? This humorous, and painfully accurate, sticker was designed and created in-house by The Reapercussionist